feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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