Pappa wants mamma naked
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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