all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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