I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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