my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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