it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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