i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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