I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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