that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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