I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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