I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
