Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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