can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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