Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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