champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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