Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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