I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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