I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
