idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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