Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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