i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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