Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
