I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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