office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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