Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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