Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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