After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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