I must be too annoying 4 u.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think I died a long time ago.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
