i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he told me I talked like a deaf person
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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