4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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