You really coming over, don't trick.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
did i walk over a car last night?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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