why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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