Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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