You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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