She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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