I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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