fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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