Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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