I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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