nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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