I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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