I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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