Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
