Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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