I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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