so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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