i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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