Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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