My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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