i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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